The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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