She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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