Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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