Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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