So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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