did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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