She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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