I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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