I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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