How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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