But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
