Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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