is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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