I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
17 year olds will be the death of me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Two words: blizzard sex
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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