Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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