It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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