ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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