Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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