One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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