I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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