Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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