I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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