I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Found the puke drawer
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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