Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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