Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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