laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
