I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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