Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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