That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize