its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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