also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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