:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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