I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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