Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
it's great music for shaving your balls
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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