Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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