so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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