I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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