glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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