a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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