Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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