the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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