I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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