It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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