That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
