i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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