I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What a dumb baby whore.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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