dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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