we have officially lost it.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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