Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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