I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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