if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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