She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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