whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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