Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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