so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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