You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Shame - the story of my life.
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